I’m like fangirling right now OMG I love you.

loveforeversmilealways:

arlene13:

why is six afraid of seven?

because seven is a registered six offender

i am legit in tears over this joke

theywillliveagaininfreedom:

hamburgay:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

but a very cute trashcan

make all the other trashcan go BANGBANGCRASH

desmooooond:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

w-a-v-e:

do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”

(Source: godtie)